Thursday, May 3, 2012


Give me raspberry sauce on your cussing. Give me sugar and syrup.

Cake cunt
Trifle tuts
Meringue faced whore
Glacé flapé

Go. Hit me with your best.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Menage a tois

Welcome back Fucktards! Here's this week's challenge. Come up with a combination of three numbers - use your fucking birthday, your pin number, your goddamned address or postcode; I don't give a fuck.
Combine the words from the following list in that fucking order, and don't forget to add everyone's favourite, fuck, to the end.
For example... Rabid Spitting Knob Fuck
Explosive Dripping Cunt Fuck.

Use your creative swear at least once through the week.

Adjectives Verbs Nouns
1.Defiant 1. Jumping 1. Arsehole
2. Orange 2. Twirling 2. Cumstain
3.Rabid 3. spitting 3. Fucker
4. Cloistered 4. Splashing 4. Muff
5. Steaming 5. Riding 5. Knob
6. Painted 6. Dripping 6. Shit
7. Spiky 7. Pooping 7. Cunt
8. Explosive 8. Sneezing 8. Flaps
9. Ferrous 9. Vomiting 9. Cock
0. Rank 0. Buckled 0. Dick

Of course some of these will have to be slightly modified to fit your particular use, but fuck me, you're intelligent cunts aren't you?

My thanks to Courtney, Em & Emily

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Number one, assholes

Some people are good at knitting, some fashion model eiffel towers out of matchsticks. I swear.

Welcome to Creative Swear Fridays.

This week's theme is Farm animals
Cockerel Cock
Sheep shelver
Ram Shagger
Kelpie tits

And my personal favourite...
Goose Goatse - just don't google it,

My thanks to Emily and Emma.

Now go make your own, post them in the comments, and USE ONE, at least one, sometime though the week.