Creative Cussin'
Friday, May 4, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Desserts
Give me raspberry sauce on your cussing. Give me sugar and syrup.
Go
Cake cunt
Trifle tuts
Meringue faced whore
Glacé flapé
Go. Hit me with your best.
Go
Cake cunt
Trifle tuts
Meringue faced whore
Glacé flapé
Go. Hit me with your best.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Menage a tois
Welcome back Fucktards! Here's this week's challenge. Come up with a combination of three numbers - use your fucking birthday, your pin number, your goddamned address or postcode; I don't give a fuck.
Combine the words from the following list in that fucking order, and don't forget to add everyone's favourite, fuck, to the end.
For example... Rabid Spitting Knob Fuck
Explosive Dripping Cunt Fuck.
Use your creative swear at least once through the week.
Adjectives Verbs Nouns
1.Defiant 1. Jumping 1. Arsehole
2. Orange 2. Twirling 2. Cumstain
3.Rabid 3. spitting 3. Fucker
4. Cloistered 4. Splashing 4. Muff
5. Steaming 5. Riding 5. Knob
6. Painted 6. Dripping 6. Shit
7. Spiky 7. Pooping 7. Cunt
8. Explosive 8. Sneezing 8. Flaps
9. Ferrous 9. Vomiting 9. Cock
0. Rank 0. Buckled 0. Dick
Of course some of these will have to be slightly modified to fit your particular use, but fuck me, you're intelligent cunts aren't you?
My thanks to Courtney, Em & Emily
Combine the words from the following list in that fucking order, and don't forget to add everyone's favourite, fuck, to the end.
For example... Rabid Spitting Knob Fuck
Explosive Dripping Cunt Fuck.
Use your creative swear at least once through the week.
Adjectives Verbs Nouns
1.Defiant 1. Jumping 1. Arsehole
2. Orange 2. Twirling 2. Cumstain
3.Rabid 3. spitting 3. Fucker
4. Cloistered 4. Splashing 4. Muff
5. Steaming 5. Riding 5. Knob
6. Painted 6. Dripping 6. Shit
7. Spiky 7. Pooping 7. Cunt
8. Explosive 8. Sneezing 8. Flaps
9. Ferrous 9. Vomiting 9. Cock
0. Rank 0. Buckled 0. Dick
Of course some of these will have to be slightly modified to fit your particular use, but fuck me, you're intelligent cunts aren't you?
My thanks to Courtney, Em & Emily
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Number one, assholes
Some people are good at knitting, some fashion model eiffel towers out of matchsticks. I swear.
Welcome to Creative Swear Fridays.
This week's theme is Farm animals
Cockerel Cock
Sheep shelver
Ram Shagger
Kelpie tits
And my personal favourite...
Goose Goatse - just don't google it,
My thanks to Emily and Emma.
Now go make your own, post them in the comments, and USE ONE, at least one, sometime though the week.
Welcome to Creative Swear Fridays.
This week's theme is Farm animals
Cockerel Cock
Sheep shelver
Ram Shagger
Kelpie tits
And my personal favourite...
Goose Goatse - just don't google it,
My thanks to Emily and Emma.
Now go make your own, post them in the comments, and USE ONE, at least one, sometime though the week.
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